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13.06.2025 16:09
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
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Still no good.
No, not a chance
Still no good
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Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
No way
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Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
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Thumbs down again.
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics